I do have photos to upload...but my room is a being more of a black hole nebula than it usually is and I can't find my camera worth a damn to upload dem picktors. I mean seriously, you can't even see the floor and there are no flat surfaces to speak of. I really should clean it up...but my Lazy Ass Syndrome kicks in whenever I think about it..Ah well, I'll get to it someday..

So to keep you folks entertained...This is for Penelope...fuckin bitch <3 (dude, we need to hang after you take yer exams)

Btw,kids, all the events listed here did happen, and these were the okay ones. So don't piss us off unless you want a slow and painful descent into madness and doom..

Dear Fuckface
You're my favourite asshole.
You're my worst friend.
I gave you my mum's maternity pants,
When you got preggers again.
This is one doodle,
That can't be undid.
Because you always get drunk,
And throw up at my gigs.
But I can't say,
That I've not done stuff to you.
Like the time I pushed you into the bear pen,
When we went to the zoo.
You don't remember?
No?
Good.
I think you were wasted.
I think I was too.
But that's no excuse,
For the things we do.
Like the time you covered my room in glue,
You were about to die.
And the time you were drunk and we went to the Ink Shop.
I made you get an anatomically correct penis,
On your skinny-ass thigh.
So in the end we're both fuckfaces.
My letters going to conclude.
Love, Fuckface The Second
PS. I love you too <3